I wish I had great news to report – I did, last Thursday I was supposed to announce I had lost 7 lbs, but then came my birthday and the weekend and a bag of Fun Sized 3 Musketeers. So now I am two pounds added back on to my seven lost shaking my head asking myself what went wrong.
Suddenly my Fun Sized 3 Musketeers aren’t seeming so light and fun. In truth I was supposed to only ever have three a day (which is a serving = 190 calories), but then I had the temptation to eat them and thought “Gosh, this is a temptation, I should remove it from me…” I bet your thinking I was smart and pawned it off to my friends by accidently leaving it at their house. Well you’d be wrong, so very wrong. I ate the whole bag over a span of two days to finish them off and felt rather ill and hated myself rather strongly standing on the scale.
It’s not just my lack of willpower’s fault though, as Mr. Wii Board happily announced to me when I started it up on Sunday…
“Gee slacker, haven’t seen you in a week…think you should get it together and exercise a bit more often? I mean really how do you expect to reach these goals if you don’t exercise?”
Well, ok fine, it didn’t quite say it that way, but I could feel it judging me!
So two months down and I’m beginning to realize this is going to be a very long road. I have such an unhealthy relationship with food, perhaps I need to visit a food shrink? I might have just made them up, but it seems like I can’t be alone, someone’s figured out they can make money off of food abusers like me…
3 comments:
Look at it as a learning experience, its not a total loss. You now know how not to eliminate temptation from your life and you can now associate the consequences of having made the wrong choice. But it's not all bad, you still had the experience of eating a bag of 3 Musketeers in 2 days ^.^
On another note, I am about to have a learning experience of my own. I forgot the charge my laptop last night and now I have to record the audio of my 75 min Sociology class with about an equal amount of battery life, or so I am told. Hoping the estimate is wrong.
Unfortunately, the people who have figured out they can make money off food abusers are the people selling doughnuts and ice cream and anything for which the standard package actually contains 2.5 servings...
Those people suck.
Well I guess it is a good thing that the Great Lakes Ice Cream just closed up for the winter... or so their Facebook post read. I almost cried.
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